The Adventures of Curious George

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?" Van/me: Ele-fuck-a-rhino... or Ele-phant-a-fuck-would-I-know.  Oh, right, ele-fuck-a-ri-supposed-to-know. lobelia skull cap passion flower blue lotus dammiyana catnip rosemary and a bunch of other things

A new way to play Cards Against Humanity Inspired by Van and Elvia: Players have no cards in their hands.  Spread out all the white cards in a face-up pile.  When the current Card Czar (player whose turn it is) flips a black card, all the other players hunt through the pile for 30 seconds for the best pair of white cards. Optional bonus rule: Once you find your first card, it takes up your dominant hand.  You can continue searching the pile for your second card only with your non-dominant hand. A gem of a response from Van: "What's that smell?" "Boogers." Finally, Van's newest addition to Cards Against Humanity: Flash round For simple questions (like "What's that Smell?") everyone throw in your 5 best cards.

Things I miss when I live in the city: Walking barefoot outside Butterflies

I spent a lot of college in denial of, self-conscious of, and over-compensating for, my natural introversion.   Or perhaps not “natural” introversion as new introversion?   The self-consciousness redoubled around the time of my introduction to Burning Man; I’m still not sure why.   This weekend, in the desert, I became aware of this self-consciousness; some of it remains as I hunt it down and eradicate it. I’m predominantly introverted.   And that’s better than all right.   That’s pretty great. Also, I really like Alice in Wonderland – the new one – because it reminds me of how I feel as I wake up from a dream.   Did I just create an entire reality, so detailed and   complete as Alice In Wonderland?  What bizarre logic and particular suspensions of reality were in play to allow such an impossible universe to seem so real to me? I also love that, when I google, “What does the mad hatter say to the dog?” the internet tells me: The ...